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  • 楼主(阅:2014/回:9)神奇的中国语言-好段子

    一老外来华留学4年,主攻汉语。临毕业,参加中文晋级考试,题量超少,暗喜。再仔细一看,懞了!题目如下:


      一、请写出下面两句话的区别在哪里?

      (1)、冬天:能穿多少穿多少;夏天:能穿多少穿多少。

      (2)、剩女产生的原因有两个,一是谁都看不上,二是谁都看不上。

      (3)、女孩给男朋友打电话:如果你到了,我还没到,你就等着吧;如果我到了,你还没到,你就等着吧。

      (4)、单身的原因:原来是喜欢一个人,现在是喜欢一个人。


      二、附加题:

       (1)、男人对一个女人有好感的原因,一是喜欢上这个女人,二是喜欢上这个女人。

       (2)、男人约会迟到的原因,一是睡过了,二是睡过了。


     老外泪流满面,交白卷,回国了。。。。。。。。。

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